I love the Halloween-themed goodies in this month’s @barkbox, so cute!! If you don’t have a subscription yet, go to barkbox.com & use code: CORGNELIUS to get 10% off #Barkbox

I love the Halloween-themed goodies in this month’s @barkbox, so cute!! If you don’t have a subscription yet, go to barkbox.com & use code: CORGNELIUS to get 10% off #Barkbox

There’s a bunny attacking Corgnelius. #Help

There’s a bunny attacking Corgnelius. #Help

#tbt Stumphrey tasting his first bully stick. Also tagging this as #NSFL (#NotSafeForLife) bc look at him- aren’t u dying?! Also pictured in the back is either Corgnelius’ stump or a cotton ball, I have no idea.

#tbt Stumphrey tasting his first bully stick. Also tagging this as #NSFL (#NotSafeForLife) bc look at him- aren’t u dying?! Also pictured in the back is either Corgnelius’ stump or a cotton ball, I have no idea.

This is absurd/adorable.
If you’re looking for a scary spot this Halloween, look no further than WHIMPER. Located in an abandoned Coolhaus truck that circles the base of Runyon Canyon, this spot has everything- old ladies commenting on every dog they see, long-legged corgis, pit bulls that are self-conscious of their muscles, and Detective Bensons. What are Detective Bensons? It’s that thing of when a dog won’t stop aggressively humping all the other dogs but everyone’s too polite to say something so a woman in a pants suit starts questioning everyone to find the owner. #SNL #Stefon #Corgnelius

If you’re looking for a scary spot this Halloween, look no further than WHIMPER. Located in an abandoned Coolhaus truck that circles the base of Runyon Canyon, this spot has everything- old ladies commenting on every dog they see, long-legged corgis, pit bulls that are self-conscious of their muscles, and Detective Bensons. What are Detective Bensons? It’s that thing of when a dog won’t stop aggressively humping all the other dogs but everyone’s too polite to say something so a woman in a pants suit starts questioning everyone to find the owner. #SNL #Stefon #Corgnelius

Stump Stump doesn’t care if he cuts off the circulation to your legs. If he fits, he sits. #ButICantFeelTheBrakes #SoundsLikeAPersonalProblemMom

Stump Stump doesn’t care if he cuts off the circulation to your legs. If he fits, he sits. #ButICantFeelTheBrakes #SoundsLikeAPersonalProblemMom

Yesterday was “Treat Yo Self” Day. did you treat urself to a good book? If not, head over to @booksamillion bc they have the boys’ book on sale for 37% off. Yes. 37%. So it’s pretty much for free. Treat yo self 2014!! 🎵 #TreatYoSelf #CorgiBook #BooksAMillion

Yesterday was “Treat Yo Self” Day. did you treat urself to a good book? If not, head over to @booksamillion bc they have the boys’ book on sale for 37% off. Yes. 37%. So it’s pretty much for free. Treat yo self 2014!! 🎵 #TreatYoSelf #CorgiBook #BooksAMillion

What am I even looking at? The lower half of a turkey? #MomoMonday #TurkeyButt #NoSquats

What am I even looking at? The lower half of a turkey? #MomoMonday #TurkeyButt #NoSquats

"Ya fired." - Donald Stump

"Ya fired." - Donald Stump

Happy Sundae! #SundaeFunday (costume from @petsmart )

Happy Sundae! #SundaeFunday (costume from @petsmart )

For some reason, Corgi always gets SVU’ed at the dog park. I dunno what it is. Maybe bc his height makes him so accessible? Or maybe dogs can’t resist that waddle? #NoMeansNo #WheresOliviaBenson #DunDun

For some reason, Corgi always gets SVU’ed at the dog park. I dunno what it is. Maybe bc his height makes him so accessible? Or maybe dogs can’t resist that waddle? #NoMeansNo #WheresOliviaBenson #DunDun

I wonder if Corgi likes hanging out with his dad… #DatSmile #Corgnelius

I wonder if Corgi likes hanging out with his dad… #DatSmile #Corgnelius

Aww, they posted a photo of Stump Stump! Thanks for the love, @petsmart ! #ImSoScurred!!  #Petsmart

Aww, they posted a photo of Stump Stump! Thanks for the love, @petsmart ! #ImSoScurred!! #Petsmart

What parents do with dead goldfish is what I do with dead crocodillys. #TooYoungForTheTruth #MrCrocodillyCameBackFromTheDr! #MrCrocodilly#6

What parents do with dead goldfish is what I do with dead crocodillys. #TooYoungForTheTruth #MrCrocodillyCameBackFromTheDr! #MrCrocodilly#6

Video: Part 2 of 2- The attack. (Corgi’s such a good big bro, he pretends not to see him until the last second.) #WhereDidMyLilBroGo?!?