I love the Halloween-themed goodies in this month’s @barkbox, so cute!! If you don’t have a subscription yet, go to barkbox.com & use code: CORGNELIUS to get 10% off #Barkbox
#tbt Stumphrey tasting his first bully stick. Also tagging this as #NSFL (#NotSafeForLife) bc look at him- aren’t u dying?! Also pictured in the back is either Corgnelius’ stump or a cotton ball, I have no idea.
If you’re looking for a scary spot this Halloween, look no further than WHIMPER. Located in an abandoned Coolhaus truck that circles the base of Runyon Canyon, this spot has everything- old ladies commenting on every dog they see, long-legged corgis, pit bulls that are self-conscious of their muscles, and Detective Bensons. What are Detective Bensons? It’s that thing of when a dog won’t stop aggressively humping all the other dogs but everyone’s too polite to say something so a woman in a pants suit starts questioning everyone to find the owner. #SNL #Stefon #Corgnelius
Stump Stump doesn’t care if he cuts off the circulation to your legs. If he fits, he sits. #ButICantFeelTheBrakes #SoundsLikeAPersonalProblemMom
Yesterday was “Treat Yo Self” Day. did you treat urself to a good book? If not, head over to @booksamillion bc they have the boys’ book on sale for 37% off. Yes. 37%. So it’s pretty much for free. Treat yo self 2014!! 🎵 #TreatYoSelf #CorgiBook #BooksAMillion
For some reason, Corgi always gets SVU’ed at the dog park. I dunno what it is. Maybe bc his height makes him so accessible? Or maybe dogs can’t resist that waddle? #NoMeansNo #WheresOliviaBenson #DunDun
What parents do with dead goldfish is what I do with dead crocodillys. #TooYoungForTheTruth #MrCrocodillyCameBackFromTheDr! #MrCrocodilly#6