When it comes to taking pics, Stump Stump is pretty much the opposite of Corgi, so I’m just gonna embrace it and start a new photo series called Sad Stumphrey. Here’s the first. #SadStumphrey- no tennis partner. “why would the gods give me this love for tennis, when I can’t even hold a racquet?!” #WhatCruelJokeIsThis?!

When it comes to taking pics, Stump Stump is pretty much the opposite of Corgi, so I’m just gonna embrace it and start a new photo series called Sad Stumphrey. Here’s the first. #SadStumphrey- no tennis partner. “why would the gods give me this love for tennis, when I can’t even hold a racquet?!” #WhatCruelJokeIsThis?!

When you wake up thinking it’s Friday but it’s only Wednesday. #KillMe

When you wake up thinking it’s Friday but it’s only Wednesday. #KillMe

My @barkbox came today! If you want goodies like this delivered to you every month, just go to barkbox.com & sign up. You can use coupon code: corgnelius to get $5 off. Hope your dogs enjoy them as much as mine do! #barkbox #iHaveToOrderTwoBcTheyDontShare

My @barkbox came today! If you want goodies like this delivered to you every month, just go to barkbox.com & sign up. You can use coupon code: corgnelius to get $5 off. Hope your dogs enjoy them as much as mine do! #barkbox #iHaveToOrderTwoBcTheyDontShare

Tryna wake up for work after St. Paddy’s Day.

Tryna wake up for work after St. Paddy’s Day.

Not Irish, but he parties like he is. #StPaddysDay

Not Irish, but he parties like he is. #StPaddysDay

Please don’t pinch them! They tried looking for something green but only found these grey bowties and hats. #IrishIWasntColorblind #StPaddysDay

Please don’t pinch them! They tried looking for something green but only found these grey bowties and hats. #IrishIWasntColorblind #StPaddysDay

Troll under the bridge

Troll under the bridge

Look at that smirk

Look at that smirk

nothing to do with corgis, but can you look at this bunny. look at his eyes and his big ol’ feet. i just can’t take life sometimes. (reddit.)

nothing to do with corgis, but can you look at this bunny. look at his eyes and his big ol’ feet. i just can’t take life sometimes. (reddit.)

Look at him sleeping in his teeny tiny bed. Looks like i’m baking a corgi and used a pan that’s way too small and now he’s spilling out everywhere.

Look at him sleeping in his teeny tiny bed. Looks like i’m baking a corgi and used a pan that’s way too small and now he’s spilling out everywhere.

Stump Stump with his teething toy. #MoreLikeTeethingJoy

Stump Stump with his teething toy. #MoreLikeTeethingJoy

This would actually look graceful if they were underwater.

This would actually look graceful if they were underwater.

Such intellectuals.

Such intellectuals.

Gotta love that corgi profile.

Gotta love that corgi profile.

We knocked on this person’s door and let them know that this was our house now, sorry. #DogLaw #YouPeeItYouOwnIt

We knocked on this person’s door and let them know that this was our house now, sorry. #DogLaw #YouPeeItYouOwnIt