“WHAT is going on with these ears!?”

Marie Claire- Italia contacted Corgnelius a few weeks ago and said they wanted to include him in a pet segment of their April 2013 magazine. It’s no big deal, you know, typical tuesday morning stuff, appearing in international magazines…you know, the usual. [PISSING PANTS]

Don’t tell him it’s Monday, you’ll make him angry. And you wouldn’t like him when he’s angry….

Making sure he’s not getting pinched this Sunday.

Corgnelius catfishing.

If Corgnelius turned into a pony, i think he’d look like these guys. Photo source here.

“Daylight Saving Time this Sunday! Get ready to set those clocks one hr ahead!”

Corgnelius trying to keep the peace.

Look what Corgnelius’ friend Khuon made!! IT’S THE BEST THING EVER!! IT LOOKS JUST LIKE HIM AND HE’S WINKING AND WEARING ALL HIS HOODIES AND HIS STUMPS ARE OUT WAITING TO HUG YOU!! I CAN’T TAKE IT!!

Game of Thrones comes back on at the end of this month and King Corgnelius can’t wait. DOWN WITH KING JOFFREY! THE FALSE BARATHEON!!

Mondays.

I love the contrast in comments whenever I post photos of Corgnelius. Widely generalizing but it goes something like:

[post photo of Corgnelius on Tumblr]
Anon 1: asdfghjkl!!!! can’t handle the cuteness!!
Anon 2: his name is Corgnelius…. i’m done.  
Anon 3: I can’t even.

 [post photo of Corgnelius on Facebook]
Anon 1: Jane, is this your dog? He’s so precious.
Anon 2: No grandma, he’s not mine. I’m just sharing the photo.
Anon 1: What? Who is this? Where am I? …Who am i?! 

In his new shirt.